I have to declare a bit of a conflict on this one. Jobs may come and go, but things written on the internet is forever.
So this is all fairly typical and general experience, not anything specific to any particular customer.
My favourite thing that I've been asked was "How much are your photography cameras?"
The least-favourite thing that I've been asked - twice - was "Do you know anything about cameras, or do you just sell them?" And no, that was their opening line, not a response to my salesmanship. In each case it was from someone who had broken their camera: they didn't mean to be offensive, and I knew exactly what they meant... but I still had to fight the urge to make a smart retort. (The second time I heard it, I did manage to come back with 'I like to think that they go together.')
The shop where I work part-time only sells cameras, and has the word 'camera' in its name, along with huge words like 'Canon' and 'Nikon' on its signs. Cameras and camera boxes are in all of the windows. Yet we routinely get asked if we sell cell phones, cell phone batteries and chargers, iPods, voice recorders, translators, headphones, radios, tape players (?!?), portable DVD players, blank DVDs - and not the little ones for camcorders - cigarettes, and phone cards.
I've also been amazed at how often people pop in to ask directions to something else. Banks and ATM machines are common, as are specific restaurants, a huge nearby shopping centre, Chinatown, and occasionally our competitors. I've stopped being amazed at the number of times those same people head off in the opposite direction.
Camera batteries are always a popular item, but unless someone knows the
exact model of camera and/or battery, or can actually bring either item in, there's no way to know which one they need. When told that, customers will frequently point at a nearby camera on display, and swear: "It's just like that one! It's a Canon Cybershot!" - while standing in front of a rack of Nikon point and shoots. Another popular one is: "It's exactly like that one, except it's only got 3.2 megapixels." (The current crop averages 12-14mp.) And sometimes people will swear that they know they have a Canon camera and that they'll recognize the right one, at which point I'll do a magician's card sweep with the NB4L, NB5L, and NB6L.
I can barely tell those suckers apart some days, with it taking several tries before I find the right ones for the demo cameras.
Naturally, I have more than my share of bad salesperson stories, as well. One person I've met will tell anyone who asks for a lens hood that a circular polarizer is better and does exactly the same thing. Another will MSU - make 'stuff' up - to scare people away from a particular camera brand simply because it's easier to sell what he's more familiar with. In every store that I've shopped in, I've found people who just want to push their own agendas, and even more who aren't really listening or genuinely don't know what to recommend, but either aren't self-aware enough or honest enough to say so.
And of course, even the good ones, who really want the customer to get the right (whatever) even if it means they have to buy it from a competitor, can still screw up and have off days. And there's a huge amount of cameras on the market. Right now, off the top of my head, my little shop has twenty-three different SLRs in stock - plus three micro-four-thirds - and I need to be able to compare and contrast them to each other and the past couple of generations as well. Then there are the lenses, from the ubiquitous to the exotic. Anyone who walks in might want to know about my personal experience with the 17mm TS-E, 135/2 DC, or 400mm f/4 DO. (Awesome, subtle, and relatively convenient, respectively.) Or they might just want a lens with 'more zoom' because their kid plays soccer, and I might need to explain why it's worth spending the extra $30 for image stabilization.
I literally have never been able to count the number of P&S cameras in the store at any one time; I usually lose track or get interrupted around 40 or 50. They're really just little blobs of plastic and electronics, and the photos are about the same from every single one of them, but some people take them very, very seriously. I used to be able to do a five-minute uninterrupted monolog on the differences between the LX3 and G10 - once I was even asked what the difference between the two was while I was shoveling the snow from the sidewalk.
And everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. It might surprise people here, but I have a reputation for being a bit of a gear-head. People at my camera club will ask me for help with the cameras they own, even though they know I've never owned the brand. I can usually figure out what the problems are, too. I'll explain the fundamentals of tilt-shift lenses to my co-workers, go through the exact setup for Nikon's CLS with a customer, and explain the intricacies and challenges of macro photography with the best of them. But put me with someone who's serious about portrait and fashion photography, and we might as well be speaking different languages, even if we use the same camera. Much of the time I'm getting my information from the exact same websites that everyone else is reading, only the people who are looking at only one or two cameras will be reading a lot more of it.
I really didn't plan on writing this much...
