Aug 13, 2004, 13:16
Now, far be it from me to do anything untoward, but, since I have made this discovery that there are many persons here of the fairer sex, (oop! Can I say SEX here?), I feel that I should make an anouncement:
Ahem.....
"Ladies! What a pleasure to have your sweet company! What a delight to an old English dog!!
What shall I liken you to? A precious flower? A jewel? A gentle drifting cloud on a summers day?
Yes. We English know how to treat ladies, yes.....
With respect, care, love and gentleness"
Shame we never seem to do it 'eh???
Ahem.....
"Ladies! What a pleasure to have your sweet company! What a delight to an old English dog!!
What shall I liken you to? A precious flower? A jewel? A gentle drifting cloud on a summers day?
Yes. We English know how to treat ladies, yes.....
With respect, care, love and gentleness"
Shame we never seem to do it 'eh???