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WARNING!
Tomorrow, (11th Sept), my mother-in-law, is flying to Guelph, which I believe is near Toronto.
Do not approach this person!
Description:
Small, approx 4ft 11inches
Fat, approx 140 lbs
Waddles like a penguin
Expells noxious gasses from various orifices
Makes toast by breathing fire
Talks the hind legs off donkeys
Is fixated on food
Frequently in the company of a tall, thin, ape like creature which always claims to know everything about everything.
Be warned, stay away!!
:o
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Rufus Wrote:Waddles like a penguin
Is her name Tux? lol
you are a funny man, err dog, Rufus
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Should be safe enough for me. Guelph is about the same distance from England as it is from Vancouver.
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by the description she is round enought that her waist would make it half way form the airport =P
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Hahah! is this really a person?
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adam Wrote:Hahah! is this really a person?
I'd guess it is just a little over exadurated =P
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She's real alright, and, by now, she's in Toronto!!! :o
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Thanks for the warning. She's only four hours away by car :o Can you feel the ground shake as she gets closer, or is she surprisingly sneaky
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My wife works in Guelph, so I'll be sure to warn her!!
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TrevorB Wrote:Thanks for the warning. She's only four hours away by car :o Can you feel the ground shake as she gets closer, or is she surprisingly sneaky ?
Is it time to bring out the fat jokes?
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