Nov 18, 2007, 04:28
Of course, there's always the chance that you are not actually a photographer... 
You might not be a photographer, if ...
- You think "Red Eye Correction" is a medication against the symptoms of a hangover
- You think "Sensor cleaning" means washing your family jewels
- To you, a "Night Shot" is someone you meet at the disco night
- "Strobe" makes you think of the light show at the disco night
- To prepare for a shooting, you check the ammo in your rifle cabinet
- You think that a photograph shows exactly what was there when the picture was taken
- Someone shows you a picture of a barely dressed girl on a motorbike, and you ask "Is this a relative of yours?"
Has anyone got more?
You might not be a photographer, if ...
- You think "Red Eye Correction" is a medication against the symptoms of a hangover
- You think "Sensor cleaning" means washing your family jewels
- To you, a "Night Shot" is someone you meet at the disco night
- "Strobe" makes you think of the light show at the disco night
- To prepare for a shooting, you check the ammo in your rifle cabinet
- You think that a photograph shows exactly what was there when the picture was taken
- Someone shows you a picture of a barely dressed girl on a motorbike, and you ask "Is this a relative of yours?"
Has anyone got more?
